• Sunday Fun: Тюрьма vs. Работа

    Posted on December 14th, 2008 Александр Орлов 2 comments

    Продолжаем публикацию практических воскресных материалов. На этот раз сравнение работы с другим видом хм-хм деятельности. С советом в конце, который безусловно касается целевой аудитории этого сайта. :)

    IN PRISON

    AT WORK
    you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    you get three meals a day (free). .you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    you get time off for good behavior. you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. .you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    you can watch TV and play games. you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    you get your own toilet. you have to share.

    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    they allow your family and friends to visit. you can not even speak to your family and friends.

    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. .you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out. you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    Humm?

    Which Sounds Better?

    So what are you waiting for ???

    Kill your Manager…

    Взято отсюда.

    Fun
     

    2 responses to “Sunday Fun: Тюрьма vs. Работа”

    1. В тему.

    2. :) ) Про мелкие компании не скажу – вообще такого не видел никогда. Про средние – похоже на правду. Про большие – 50% правды. :)

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